VR6Nat 9 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it..9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,10.Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.11..Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.12.Super glue is forever.13.No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.14.Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.15.VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.16.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.17.Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.18.You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.19.Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.20.The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.21.The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.22.It will, however, make cats dizzy.23.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid. Link to post Share on other sites
thegoth 5 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 ROFLespecially the last line ;-) shame I havent got any bleach, having no kids, since I do have some old brake fluid, having two bitches. Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Nat 9 Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Yeah, i was thinkin that the whole time, ive gotta try it!! Was a bit gutted when it got to the bottom though and it said im a guy!! lolOh and its not bleach, he means chlorine... check this out!!! How cool?!! Link to post Share on other sites
thegoth 5 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Mmmm, bog cleaner might work then. Does give me an idea for GTi International Best Club Display ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Nat 9 Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Yeah you know that!! we can have our very own pirotechnics show!! Just make sure you dont do it near my car!!!! :S :-* Link to post Share on other sites
CALICO 130 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Anybody for smoked windows lol Link to post Share on other sites
Damo 85 0 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 LOL love it! the few about the ceiling fan had me laughing! Link to post Share on other sites
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