purpiablo 0 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 A German approaches a prostitute and says"I wish to buy sex vit you""OK", says the prostitute, " I charge 100Euros an hour,""Dat ist goot," says the German clicking his heels, " but I must varn you that I am a little kinky,""No problem, my lover," she replies, "I can do a little kinky if you vant me to,"So off they go, once inside the pro's flat the German immediately produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "OK," he says, "I want you to tie zee springs to your hands und knees."The pro duly complies"Now, please vill you get down on the floor?" the German asks. The pro carefully balances herself on the springs, on her hands and knees,"OK, now vill you please blow zis duck caller as I make passionate love to you."Even the pro finds this last request a bit odd, but she figures it's all harmless fun and the guy is paying for it after all.Well the sex is fantastic. The energetic German bounces her all over the room, all the time with her honking on the duck caller, and her climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced in her entire life. Frankly, it is a good few minutes before she eventually catces her breath."Wow! That was totally amazing," she says."What sort of sex do you call that?""Ah," says the German, "vee call ziss der four sprung duck technique." Link to post Share on other sites
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