craggsy 91 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Got a Ferrari?Not quite good enough at driving?Are other boys faster than you in the wet?Then you need:Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:Anti overtaking assuranceBeen overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party even if it embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than youExclusive access to a secret 'second lane' in the pitsJust to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for youGuaranteed world championship?Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the restA bit strapped? Need extra cash?Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars. We'll guarantee a $100,000,000 windfall so that the rich get richer!Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a 'blind eye' policy just for Ferrari driversBeen a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in front of youA bit bored? Want some extra action?With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities including the popular 'kill your pit crew' gameNot sure when you might need us next?Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself inBonus offer!* Order our FIA plus pack and receive exclusive access to our Nazi style orgies *Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 lmao,sums up whats going on..... Link to post Share on other sites
pimpcat 0 Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 that is really gd Link to post Share on other sites
CLEG-VR6 0 Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 so damm true! Link to post Share on other sites
jesterwalker69 0 Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 haha, this would be even funnier if it wasn't so true! Link to post Share on other sites
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