Jump to content

Recommended Posts

A convict breaks into a couples home and ties up the husband and wife!!

He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs off to the bathroom! The husband tells his wife "Satisfy him or he will kill you, i saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, i love you!"

Wife replies, "he didnt kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and is away to look for vaseline. I told im its in the bathroom. Lets see whos F*****g strong now!!"

Link to post
Share on other sites
×
×
  • Create New...