VR6BOY 2 Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 The following questions and answers were collected from last year'sjunior exam results. These are genuine responses!! (from 16year olds)!GeographyQ: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.Q: How is dew formed?A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fightSociologyQ: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.Q: What are steroids?A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.BiologyQ: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death.Q: What is artificial insemination?A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? ( e.g. abdomen)A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.Q: What is the Fibula?A: A small lie.Q: What does "varicose" mean?A: Nearby.Q: What is the most common form of birth control?A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.Q: What is a seizure?A: A Roman emperor.Q: What is a terminal illness?A: When you are sick at the airportQ: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.EnglishQ: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaningA: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.Q: What does the word "benign" mean?A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.TechnologyQ: What is a turbine?A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Link to post Share on other sites
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