cadguy77 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 A man lay sprawled across three seats in a theatre.The usher noticed this and whispered: "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."Again, the man just groaned, so the usher marched up the aisle.In a few moments, he returned with the manager.Together they tried to move him, with no success.Finally, they called the police.The cop surveyed the situation then asked: "All right, buddy what's your name?""Sam," the man moaned."Where ya from, Sam?"With pain in his voice Sam replied: "The balcony". Link to post Share on other sites
VR6_Absy 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 thats good :-) Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Is that a "bad joke" contender cadders? Do i sense a challenge?? LOL Link to post Share on other sites
cadguy77 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 the gauntlet has been thrown down mate Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Check my posts kidda ; ) Link to post Share on other sites
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