Petesvw 0 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Karen lost her husband almost four years agoand still hasn't gotten out of her mourningstage. Her daughter is constantly calling her andurging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn'tknow anyone. Her daughter immediatelyreplies: "Mom! I have someone for you tomeet. Well, it was an immediate hit. Theytook to one another and after dating for sixweeks, he asks her to join him for a weekendin the lake district. Their first night there, she undresses as hedoes. There she stood nude except for a pairof black lacy panties, he in his birthdaysuit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the blackpanties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, mybody is yours to explore, but down there I amstill in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night.The following night the same scenario. She'sstanding there with the black panties on, andhe is in his birthday suit ... except that heis wearing a black condom. She looks at him and asks: "What's withthis...a black condom?" He replies: "I want to offer my deepestcondolences." Iknow, i know! feel free to post if you've got owt better, what ever happened to the bad joke thread??? Link to post Share on other sites
Earwig 89 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 LOLMade me chuckle ;-)Mark. Link to post Share on other sites
Dub-Donna 0 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Lol :-) good one Pete Link to post Share on other sites
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