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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the

stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go

quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to

the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a

Question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and

a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

"Why do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know

Sh*t!!"

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