Dub-Donna 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when thestranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said tothe stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?""OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you aQuestion first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, anda horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." "Why do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't knowSh*t!!" Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 lmao, is it cus of there digestive system? Link to post Share on other sites
Earwig 89 Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Haha !Mark. Link to post Share on other sites
lee060 3 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 LoL , i like i like Link to post Share on other sites
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