c4mbl 1 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value youas a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you willnot wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - Ishall be home before midnight."When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on thedining room table:"My Dear Husband,I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being54years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you arealso 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the HotelFiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tenniscoach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, 18 years old. As asuccessful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you willunderstand that we are in the same situation, although with one smalldifference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow." Link to post Share on other sites
Jk* 0 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Lol. Thats pretty good. Link to post Share on other sites
VR40 0 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 very good! Link to post Share on other sites
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