The Marine

[cadguy77 0]

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire

length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well

dressed, middle-aged, English woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat ?"

The woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans

are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little

dog,tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour !!! And put this American in his place !!!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby lowered his newspaper and said...

"Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong

thing... You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

[AndreWilk 1]

Liking that alot cadguy, you seem to have a lot of time on your hands as you're always posting stuff like this mostly good stuff too, but also some real crap!