hi lads im new, just found this thread thought id add a few. a rich guy gets his girlfriend a bmw and a ring, that way if she didnt like the ring she could take it back and keep the beemer. a poor guy gets his wife some slippers and a dildo... that way if she didntlike the slippers she could go fucck her self. --------------------------------- i went out with a girl last night who said she wanted to be treated like a princesses so being the gentalman i am i put her in the back of my merc and drove into a wall -----
