Balls

[cadguy77 0]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer

asks

him, "Have you been in the service?

"Yes" he says. "I was in Afghanistan for two years"

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward

employment". The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any

way"?

The guy says, "Yes ... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my

testicles off".

The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The

hours are from 8:00 A M to 4:00 PM You can start tomorrow. Come in

at

10:00 A.M.

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A M to 4:00

PM,

then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A M"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two

hours we sit around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in

for

that."

[Dubsingh 0]

quality LMFAO