Petesvw 0 Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Lie Detector... Police in radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head & connecting it with wires to a photo copy machine. The Message "HE'S LYING" was placed in the photo copier, & police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "Lie Detector" the suspect confessed. Drunk... A serious drunk man walked into a bar & after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her & kissed her. She jumped up & slapped him silly He immediatly appologised & explained "im sorry". I thought you were my wife. "You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" She screamed. "Funny," he muttered "you even sound like her," Money A man walks into a bar & see's his friend sat at a table looking upset, Approaching his friend he comments "you look terrible, whats the problem?" My mum died in August "he said" & "left me £25,000" "Gee thats tough" he replied "then in september my dad died & left me £90,000" "wow two parents gone in two months, No wonder you're depressed" "And last month my aunt died, & left me £15,000" "Three close family members lost in three months? how sad" "Then this month" continued the friend, "absolutley nothing!" Link to post Share on other sites
katconcarne 0 Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 like the lie detector one! lofl Link to post Share on other sites
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