cadguy77 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes I'll explain WHY later."The nun agreed to his request.A short time later, two Military Police (MPs) came running along and asked if she had seen a soldier running down the road.She replied. "He went that way."After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, I can't thank you enough sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq.The nun said she could fully understand his fear.The soldier added, I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!The nun replied, If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either.? !amazed Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 I think ya find that is a true story :?I did say that to Nick when he crawled out Link to post Share on other sites
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