BenW16 0 Posted May 2, 2004 Report Share Posted May 2, 2004 Onestone was his name......This was his Indian namebecause he only had 1 testicle. After years of torment one stone cracked and said, " if anyone call's me onestone again i will kill them!" the word got around and nobody called him onestone anymore. Then one day a young girl forgot and said, " good morning onestone." he jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, there he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, untill she died from exhaustion.The word got around that onestone ment buisiness.Years went by untill a women returned to the village after many years away. She was overjoyed when she saw onestone and hugged him and said, " good to see you onestone." again, one stone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next nightbut she wouldnt die!What is the moral of the story?you'll love this!!!!.......You cant kill two birds with onestone!!! Link to post Share on other sites
jamieVR6 0 Posted May 2, 2004 Report Share Posted May 2, 2004 Oh thats bad! Funny but bad! Link to post Share on other sites
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