pete8tch 0 Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather> >dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.> >> >He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and> >although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says> >"sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you> >might be the father of one of my children !> >His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,> >Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on> >the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with> >some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"> > "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher ">-- Link to post Share on other sites
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