pete8tch 0 Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Surgeons> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate> on ->> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating> table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.">> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!Everything> inside them is colour coded.">> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;> Everything inside is in alphabetical order.>> The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like plumbers.Those guys> always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when> the job takes longer than you said it would.">> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:"You're all> wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the> head and the ass are interchangeable.> Link to post Share on other sites
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