Geastb 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 AEROPLANE BLONDEOne who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.AUSSIE KISSSimilar to a French Kiss, but given down under.GOING FOR A Mcsh*tEntering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,you'rejust going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, yourdeclaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcsh*twithLies.BEER COATThe invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruiseat3 in the morning.BEER COMPASSThe invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a boozecruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, howyougot there, and where you've come from.BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.BREAKING THE SEALYour first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. Afterbreaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will berequired every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.BRITNEY SPEARSModern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".BRUCE LEEErect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).DRINK-LINKA modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it iscommonto visit one before going out on the booze.SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTTThe sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high aspeed.GREYHOUNDA very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.JOHNNY-NO-STARSA young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent whoworksin a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displayingstars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show theirlevelof training.MILLENNIUM DOMESThe contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewedfromthe outside, but there's actually fu(k-all in there worth seeing.MONKEY BATHA bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!Aa!Aa!Aa!".MYSTERY BUSThe bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in thetoiletafter your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people sothepub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.MYSTERY TAXIThe taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wakeup, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter inyourbed instead.NELSON MANDELARhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).PEARLHARBOURCold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit PearlHarbouroutthere (there's a nasty nip in the air)PICASSOAR$EA woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she'sgotfour buttocks.SALAD DODGERAn excellent phrase for an overweight person.STARFISH TROOPER OR AR$ETRONAUTA homosexual.SWAMP-DONKEYA deeply unattractive woman.TART FUELBottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.TITANICA lady who goes down first time out.TODGER DODGERA lesbian.UP ON BLOCKSMenstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "Idon't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".WALLACE AND GROMITRhyming Slang for 'vomit'.WYNONA RYDERRhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and abottle of tart fuel please Doreen" Link to post Share on other sites
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