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[Damo 85 0]

The Barber

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he

asked for the cost and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money

from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was

pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a

'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his

bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm

doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the

shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank

you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when

he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept

money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The professor

is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank

you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your

Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

Then, an MP comes in for a haircut , and when he goes

to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from

you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP

is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen

MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between

the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament

[thegoth 5]

Yep. about right.

I would urge people who do not want to vote for any of the main parties to at least turn up and spoil the ballot paper in protest rather then staying at home.

[gavinvr6 0]

im starting my own party its called 'the honest party'. our key objectives are to claim for 2nd and third houses whilst using your tax's to furnish them to showroom condition and dig a moat around them, so we can keep all you 'common people' out. we will do nothing to reduce crime. nothing to make the nhs better, lock up more motorists for driving along at the required road speed, after taxing the petrol even higher taxing the roads some more adding extra tax to the tyre to road contact wear area, and taxing the air that your vehical uses to pollute the atmosphere, but our key manifesto is that after we have been caught we will blame the previous government for setting up the schemes and say we accidently submitted a 44 thousand pound bill for our 2nd home mortgage interest because it was stuck to the back of the bill for our pornography and we didnt see it amoungst all the malteser rappers we were using for receipts