bulldog 2 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 A lady dies and finds herself waiting for St.Peter at the pearly gates, as she is waiting she hears some very loud screaming, a moment later theres some more loud screaming but in a different voice, this goes on with many different voices while she waits.When St.Peter arrives to see the lady, she asks him what the screaming is, St.Peter says " it's nothing to worry about, it's the hailows being fitted, they are drilled into the skull in 2 places, the pain will stop in a day or 2so not to worry"The lady asks it she really needs the hailow fitting as she doesn't want the holes drilled in her head. St.Peter says she needs to have the hailow if she is to enter Heaven.The lady thinks for a moment and then says "I think I'll go to Hell instead then", St.Peters says "You don't want to go to Hell, they rape and sodimise you there", the lady says " that's ok then I've already got the holes for that". Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 lmao, nice one Link to post Share on other sites
purpiablo 0 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 lolgood one Link to post Share on other sites
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