VR6BOY 2 Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 World economic models explained by cows>> SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.>> COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you somemilk.>> FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.>> NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.>> BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks> the other, and then throws the milk away...>> TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.> Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire> on the income.>> SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take> harmonica lessons.>> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the> other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to> analyse why the cow has dropped dead.>> ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to> your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your> brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an> associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax> exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred> via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the> majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your> listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with> an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United> States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the> release. The public buys your bull.>> THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them.>> FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot,> and block the roads, because you want three cows.>> JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are> one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.> You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it> worldwide.>> A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live> for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.>> ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.> You decide to have lunch.>> RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have> five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count> them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open> another bottle of vodka.>> SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You> charge the owners for storing them.>> CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.> You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and> arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.>> BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.>> IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them> that you have none. No one believes you, so they bomb the **** out ofyou> and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are> part of a Democracy...>> WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very> attractive.>> AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You> close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. Link to post Share on other sites
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