Dub-Donna 0 Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything." Link to post Share on other sites
scampi 0 Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites
Buzzark 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Damn, I was all fired up for slagging off BMW drivers. Good joke though. Link to post Share on other sites
nivag27 5 Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Easy Tiger my other cars a BM Link to post Share on other sites
hvr6 88 Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 That's a joke my BM crazy other half WILL like! Link to post Share on other sites
Buzzark 0 Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Easy Tiger my other cars a BM :$ There are always exceptions to a rule Link to post Share on other sites
l1_lbk 0 Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 lol Link to post Share on other sites
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