spindat45 0 Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.MARIA : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?FRANK : Because of the sign.TEACHER : What sign?FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"GLENN : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"TEACHER : No, that's wrongGLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell itTEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!TEACHER : What are you talking about?DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago? WINNIE : Me!TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."MILLIE : I is..TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand?TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD : A teacher. Link to post Share on other sites
Dub-Donna 0 Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Lol, Nice to see you around, not seen you for a while Kev? :-) Link to post Share on other sites
spindat45 0 Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Thanks Donna. I've beent busy recently but I'm back on track now. Kevin Link to post Share on other sites
clarkie 1 Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 some good ones there lol Link to post Share on other sites
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