purple highline monster 0 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 A local farmer set off to market to get himself a new cockrel to replace the old one.............On his return he released the "new" cockrel into the run and carried on his daily chores...........Now the "old" cockrel wasnt about to let this "new" younger cockrel take his harem without a fight!.....So he challenges the young cockrel to a race.........5 TIMES AROUND THE CHICKEN COOP AND THE WINNER GETS ALL THE CHICKS...he exclaimed...............Now the youngster being fitter though this would be a sinch...........off they set..........first lap there was nothing in it..........2nd lap the youngster just started to build up a lead...............3rd lap hes well ahead.....and by the 4th lap hes nearly lapping the old cockrel............just as hes about to catch right up behind him and pass......Then.......BOOM!!!!! BOOM!!!!! feathers flying everywhere!all the chickens and the Old Cockrel turn to see the farmer walking off mumbling with a smoking shotgun.......... "BLOODY MARKET...THATS THE 3RD QUEER COCKREL I BOUGHT THIS MONTH" Link to post Share on other sites
tubby 0 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Nice one nick Link to post Share on other sites
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