purple highline monster 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Mable and Ethyl go to the local Kentish pub on a Sunday aftternoon..........Both are a little hard of hearing...........Mable asks what Ethyl wants to drink....ay ay whats that Ethyl replies, drink drink mable motionsoh says Ethyl i will have a G&T love..........Mable goes to the bar and orders the drinks after repeating himself 5 times the barman shouts FOUR POUND FIFTY!....ay..ay........mable eventually hands over the money, mostly in 2 psMable also notices that a singer is setting up his equiptment for the sunday entertainment.........mable asks the barman...whats the entertainment today?..the barman replies thats Jed...he does country and western......ay ay... says mable....JED HE DOES COUNTRY AND WESTERN shouts the barman........No need to shout says mable and walks back with the drinks to ethyl........Ethyl has also noticed the entertainer and asks Mable....whos that then?................Oh replies Mable................. thats just some Dosey c*nt from westerham Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 4 out of 10 nickMust do better......... :-p Link to post Share on other sites
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