Funny of the Week

[cadguy77 0]

A man who just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive,

expertly tailored black suit.

The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body

dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he

is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his

best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the

mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but

please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the visitation. To her delight, she

finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk

stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You

did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.

There's no charge," he says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue

suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "It cost nothing. You see, a

deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly

after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.

I asked his wife if she minded him wearing a black suit instead, and she

said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.

"So I switched the heads."

[craggsy 91]

HA HA....funny, very funny