Toast

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of

me life, 'tween the legs of me wife!".

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife Mary,. "I won the prize for the best

toast of the night".

She said "Aye, did ye now? And what was yer toast?".

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church

beside me wife".

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John" Mary said.

The nex day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street

corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said 'John won the prize the other night

at the pub with a toast about you, Mary".

She said "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. Ya know,

he's only been there twice in the last four years.

Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to

make him come".