Blondes

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A blonde boards the 9.30 flight to New York via Paris and kindly asks an air stewardess where her seat was located.

The air stewardess tells her, her seat was located in row 14 in economy.

So the blonde walks off towards her seat, but was not happy with that arrangement, so decided to head back down to Buisness class where there were sumptous leather seats, and decided to plant herself in the first available seat.

Sure enough, a lady turns up and softly tells her.

" Sorry my dear, but i'll think you'll find that you are sitting in my seat".

" Look, I'm young, I'm blonde and i'm beautifull, i can sit where i like." says the blonde arrogantly.

The woman, in total disbelief, calls the stewardess over and explains the matter to her.

" Madam, you have an economy ticket, but you are sitting in Buisness Class in this lady's seat, can you plaese move."

The blonde turns to her and arrogantly says.

"Look, I'm young, I'm blonde and i'm beautifull, i can sit where i like."

The stewardess couldn't believe her ears, and so calls for the captain to come and resolve the situation.

" Madam, i need you to move to your correct seat and allow this lady to sit in hers before we can take off.

The Blonde looks at him and says.

"I'll say it once again, I'm young, I'm blonde and i'm beautifull, i can sit where i like.

The Captain storms off to the cockpit shaking his head in amazement.

The first officer looks at his Captain as he is about to call airport security and asks what the problem was.

" There's a young blonde refusing to move to her correct seat," explains the Captain.

"A young blonde, you say? Let me see if i can convince her".

So the first officer goes to talk to the girl. He aproaches her, then bends over to wisper something in her ear.

With that, the blonde stands up, and makes her way to her allocated seat.

First officer then heads back to the cockpit and the stewardess follows him in.

"How did you do that?" asks the stewardess.

"Oh it was nothing really, i simply told her that buisness class doesn't fly to New York." :@