Jasevr6 0 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible. "" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. Link to post Share on other sites
jakleb 0 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 german jokes apparently ...German JokesShare Tuesday, 11 May 2010 at 19:48Knock, knock.Who's there?The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.A man walks into a pub.He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.What do you call a cat with no tail?A Manx cat.Why do undertakers wear ties?Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?One. Link to post Share on other sites
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