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    piercings

    The Monk replied to anna's topic in General Chat

    hard core' date=' I've just got the one, not a ladder [/quote'] Go on.... get a ladder. Get an ampallang too. That's hardcore. The pain with those 2 I would have exchanged for a woman in heels stamping on my particulars
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    piercings

    The Monk replied to anna's topic in General Chat

    Hmm..... Earlobe Eyebrow Frenum ladder Ampallang x 2 Had both nipples done, but no longer. Army hadissues with them being kept in lol.
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    I did think earlier that maybe the O/S exhaust mani gasket blowing but I have no hot air blowing at my hand even with the car revving at 4 or 5k. Comp getting worse is my idea atm. Driving me nuts now though.
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    Noticed this quite a lot as of late.. (2 weeks). Engine cold or hot... more so cold, putting the foot down... 1, Lack of power 2, Running similar to only firing on 3 or 4 cylinders. 3, Popping coming from engine bay almost constantly when putting foot down. Everything inside the bay is absoloutly fine. Checked all odds n sods. My conclusion is the compression in several cylinders escaping into the sump. Another idea is piston or bearing slapping... not sure. Ideas pretty please, just so I know that I'm in the Zone lol.
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    Hmm....this and an xbox or a new car......decisions decisions...
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    Top Gear new series???! When did this happen? Can't wait to see what they do this series. Watch top gear, just had my first takeaway pizza in 7 months..... BLISS!,
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    OUCH

    The Monk replied to cabrioman's topic in General Chat

    Good brakes....
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    Ben, when I wrote it, Ididnt likeit, buit I just looked at it again and I have decided it's marmite. I do like it, but I owouldn't own one that colour myself. Kudos mate. As tony says, sod what everyone thinks. Just make it an individual car to your own taste.
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    Working at the moment, nearly finished my shift. I HATE patient relatives. Ungrateful, miserable ****'s. I'm unable to do 6 things at once even though they have the same importance. Pour your husband a cup of water yourself if you're that desperate! Anyway, I'm going to figure out another bodge job to perform on the VR and continue to work on my vehicle related project of better performance and improved fuel economy.
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    Haha, I've had a crisp packet taped to my rear windscreen once before in a car park. Drove to a clear part of the car park before I got out...if it was this sort of thing, they made a mistake of taping it to the driver side of the rear windscreen. They have to make it to your shut door, open it, jump in and manage to not stall it while taking off the handbrake while selecting first and not 3rd in the space of maybe a second before Mr confused and angry jumps onto their lap or manages to grab their throat.
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    lol, If it were me 3 years ago in the same situation I was in tonight, I'd have got out of my car and depending on their egos, would have hurt them..... stupidity in some respects, people grow out of with age. I was arrested just over 2 years ago when a lorry driver cut me up and when I tooted my horn, he stopped, got out and walked over to my car. This was a clear day at about 1pm in moderate traffic. This was back when I was a lot bigger.... still, he was about my size and slightly taller, which worked in my favour with the police. I got out and he walked over arms wide out and I responded
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    I agree with craig on most points. Only thing I dont agree with is the colour. I don't like the smoothed boot either. Atleast you have a VR though Ben. That's a goodun.
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    Thats CRAAAAZY. I have half a mind to go find one and see if sneezing at the bonnet does this.
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    Another day of driving? lol. Thought I was the only guy that encountered this driver specific list, I have just driven my car for the first time in 11days and BOY, did it NOT put a smile on my face. Sat on the M6 in congestion at 40mph I left adeqate braking distance between me and the car infront as there was lots of water on the motorway and just as I'm passing an exit, 2 cars playing dog tag... one grey M3 with a soon to be dead asian male teen that threw an apple at my window and his VW Bora chum that kept blocking me from rejoining the fu****g road. Both dive into my lane about 10 mph f
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    Jeez, you wouldn't believe this even though I'm going to tell you. I'm moving jobs on 3rd of december and without asking me they have put me down to do a 6am till 8pm shift on saturday 5th. They should honor my annual leave/requests, but I've asked today and as I'm the only named Auxiliary for the ward, I can't change the shifts. Sorry for screwing you around Helen with this crap. I hope everyone enjoys this. Have a brewski or 2 for me. :(
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    Actually, forget it. I'm coming down. Last meet of the year.....I'll come down. Anyone able to provide the hotel website so I can book it?
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    Sorry to hear that Ben. Hope you'll be as happy with the new car mate. I've aquired a 2nd car now. I'm pretty chuffed.
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    I'm out. Sorry,
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    Na, if I want to see 2 people hitting each other, I'll walk 10 meters down my road to the shops lol.
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    Sensible money car instead of the VR6..... 205 1.9GTI MI16 conversion with racing carbs or a turbo.....easily rival a R5GTT. I owned a 1.9gti a few years back and it was a dream. Silly money?...... Jaguar XJ220 with a more comfortable interior.
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    Fair enough, thanks for replying. Cheers
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    Why the 25yr old minimum? I'm 23 with 6yrs ncb....more than a lot of over 25ers. Meh, you have your rules I suppose.
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    Yea, I want "NORVAN MONK", In big bold letters
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    Has Matrin never told you how he turned to eunuchism a few days ago, helen?. lol
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    Need a spare change of undies at all? Luuurvly cars. On the negative side of this, I saw a new rocco destroyed with some wierd bodykit, logos, blue mudflaps and a spotty 18year old behind the wheel earlier. I nearly cried, till I blew past him EAT MY VR6!!
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