pete8tch 0 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she layher beloved pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope andlistened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sosorry, your pet has passed away."The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied."How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done anytesting on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned afew moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hindlegs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duckfrom top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shookhis head.The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments laterwith a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffedthe bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back onits haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped downand strolled out of the room.The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, thisis most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys andproduced a bill, which he handed to the woman.The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried."$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!"The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the billwould have been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, wellit all adds up." Link to post Share on other sites
Petesvw 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Lmao, like that pete : ) Link to post Share on other sites
VR6Lee 1 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 FFS.......... LOL Link to post Share on other sites
cadguy77 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 GOOD SH1TE MAN Link to post Share on other sites
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