What to do on your time off!

[scoobysmiff 0]

The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport

(Toronto)

on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom.

"This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to

thank you for flying with us today and enjoy your stay in Toronto."

Well the Capt. forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now

hear the conversation from the cockpit.

The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, wotcha gonna do in

Toronto?"

Now all ears in the plan are listening in to this conversation.

"Well", says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and go for

a mega-huge dump. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper,

you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her

back to my room and slip the old salami to her all night."

Well, everyone in the planes trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

She's so embarassed she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to

the cockpit to get the intercom off. Half way down, she trips over an old

ladies bag - ***splat *** and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run dearie, he's got to go

for a shit first."

[Geastb 0]

lol

[Petesvw 0]

lol indeed

[Bahnstormer 0]

Polish the car !!!

[Bahnstormer 0]

ignore me....next time I'll read the post before leaving anything !!!!

Doh !