Guest Nero1701 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 What do you call a fat bird with a yeast infection?A whopper with cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nero1701 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 The confession line was very long and the priest needed to use the bathroom badly.He called in one of the alter boys and asked him to fill-in for a minute.The priest gave him a list of sins & penance. Just match them up.The first women confessed to giving the neighbor a blowjob and anal sex.These weren't on the list, so the alter boy asked another alter boy,"What does the father give for anal sex and a blowjob?""He usually gives me a bag of chips" Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 haha like the second one Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nero1701 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark! Link to post Share on other sites
mike 6 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 A little boy says to his mother' date=' "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!lmao Link to post Share on other sites
krave 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 WTF??? lol. edit: regarding the party joke. Link to post Share on other sites
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