mark@vagworx 0 Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 >1.What do you call a Chav in a box?>Innit.>2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?>Sorted.>3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?>Safe.>4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?>Innuinnit.>5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?>They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight ofstairs.>6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?>The Bride>7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?>It might be your bike.>8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?>One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.>9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?>"What you lookin' at?">10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?>Paint three stripes on it.>11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?>The police. Link to post Share on other sites
Eat this 2 Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 nos 5 and 9 are hillarious the rest r funny Link to post Share on other sites
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