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Subject: Lipstick in School -- Priceless!

Ya gotta love this principal!

According to a news report, a certain private school in Cork was

recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick

and would

put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press

their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the

next day the

girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the

maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem

for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she

asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was

required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and

cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers.... and then there are educators.

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A teacher asked her class, what do you want out of life? "

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a

Tiger in my bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.

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